I received this in the mail today—at work, nonetheless, where I usually receive nothing. I guess it was a mistake, or maybe they have a “halfway there” policy for inviting potential members.

The letter states, “Your admission is guaranteed if you’re 50 or over, whether working or retired.” It does not say, “Your admission will be denied if you’re under 50”—at least as far as I can tell. Does this mean I have a chance at awesome senior discounts if I return this form?